Some of the places:
I'd like one ticket to Ban Nakasang. How long's the bus ride? ... 12 hours. Wow.
You working with NGO in Xiangkhoung.
-Yes. I'm working for an NGO up north. I'm a doctor.
When's the next bus heading north?
-Where you go?
I go to Vientiane.
-Vientiane? Leave in 20 minutes.
I don't know what happened down there, John.
-Please tell me you don't believe...
This has nothing to do with what I believe...
-Ticket to Laos.
There's no record of you entering Thailand... at any of the airports or landcrossings... and you were caught crossing the Mekong illegally.